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1 December

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
-- Ozzie Osbourne

The average airplane is 16 years old, and so is the average airplane meal.
-- Joan Rivers

I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.
-- Scarlett Johansson

I think I'll phase out acting. I know that the film business is incredibly cruel as you get older. My age is an important factor. I am not ageing well. I don't want to see my face growing old on camera.
-- Jamie Lee Curtis

I might not act any more. I am quite interested in becoming a doctor. I am thinking I might go back to school. I found the whole movie star thing very shocking and not really what I was after. There can be pockets of time where your brain is not working quite as much as you might like it to. I miss that.
-- Kate Beckinsale

I have a `no reading' policy [on tabloids]. I like the pictures. I have found life much easier if you just abstain.
-- Brad Pitt

27 November

Why do parents always take their children to supermarkets to smack them?
-- Jack Dee

You know you're really famous when there's rumors about you being gay.
-- Jared Leto

I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
-- Kirstie Alley

People have asked me: 'Do you starve yourself before photo shoots?' I always say: 'No way. That's what airbrushing is for'.
-- Sarah Michelle Gellar

I have a lot of secrets. One of them is that I am an alien.
-- Shania Twain

If an actor says that they don’t like the attention they get when they’re on stage or in front of the camera, I don’t know, I’m suspicious.
-- Holly Hunter

22 November

I'm scared for the world. This guy (Bush) is obviously an idiot. He can't speak...I'd do a better job than him - and I'm not very bright!
-- Robbie Williams

I've had to tone it down a bit. But I've still got fabulous legs and wear mini-skirts. I'll keep wearing bikinis till I'm 80....I will grow old gracefully in public - and disgracefully in private.
-- Jerry Hall

My ass is for sale...starting right now: no more art. Recently, I realized I've got all these artistic frequent-flier miles and so, I'm cashing them in. I want to do big, fat movies.
-- William H Macy

20 November

I have a rare intolerance to herbs, which means I can only drink fermented liquids, such as gin.
-- Julie Walters

Life is a blank page. Each person holds their pen and writes their own story.
-- Natasha Beddingfield

19 November

Don't work with children, animals or Salma Hayek. When's she's on screen I may as well be flossing my teeth.
-- Pierce Brosnan

18 November

I'm known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl.
-- Tara Reid

16 November

Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.
-- Victoria Beckham

14 November

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

13 November

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."
-- David Frost

I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It's my sense of humor.
-- Janet Jackson

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love,m drunk, or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
-- Ice T

When you're involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
-- Billy Connolly

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
-- Billy Connolly

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
-- Billy Connolly

What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find? A silver sixpence?
-- Billy Connolly