| Ben Affleck Quotes |
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I'm certainly not Web-dexterous. I sort of fall around the Web — I don't surf it. I get dragged, and stumble. I heard there was a lot of porno stuff on the web. I looked for it and couldn't find it. Then I found this one site and it was 20 bucks a month! 20 bucks a month! Hustler's only $3.99. Come on, twenty bones?!
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Kevin is my homosexual crush. If I were gay, the first guy I would sleep with is Kevin Smith. The second one would be Leo DiCaprio - but only for the long hair he had in The Man in the Iron Mask.
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[on his first colonic irrigation]
I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways...
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[talking about Republican tax cut and The conservative commentator/gambler Bennett]
Even if I save a million bucks, the deficit grows like William Bennett's credit line on a one-armed-bandit bender at Bally's.
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There’s something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches.
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[on joining a campaign to boost minimum wage]
Perhaps the Senator saw my movie Gigli last fall and figured that I was soon to be working for minimum wage myself.
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[after Arnold won Governor Elections]
I suppose it means that if I did run for office, no one could say I was the worst actor ever to be elected.
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Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.
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I had Daredevil, and then I had the Ishtar of this generation. That's how we should've sold it: 'A modern day Showgirls from the people that brought you Glitter. The film that no one will see.'
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I'm not entirely dim - I knew Gigli was dogs**t.
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