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I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'
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Well I've never used that phrase before, but yes she is bootylicious.
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Matt's so metro. He wears perfume a lot of the time. He won't go out without three different moisturisers that he has to put on.
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[Red Sox fan Ben, on wearing a Yankees baseball shirt as payment for a contest he lost]
It is harder for me to wear this than it would be for me to have sex with a man.
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My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.
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Robin (Williams) embraces it. He doesn't wax the back or anything - he's got a back fro.
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[on how he keeps in touch with his best pal]
We have soup cans and a really long wire.
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If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
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Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.
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I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremeties as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.
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