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Benny Hill Quotes Pages: 1 UK Comedic Actor. Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Click here to send these Benny Hill quotes to a friend!

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