| Dorothy Parker Quotes |
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Famous US writer.
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If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.
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He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
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If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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