George Carlin quotes and quotations

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George Carlin Quotes	Pages: 1
US Comedian, Actor, Author.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's he self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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