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Canadian Actor.
That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
[whilst promoting his film The Mask] I don't want to be anyone else these days, but everybody wears masks. Wouldn't it be cool if we could just be ourselves.
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