| John Cleese Quotes |
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UK Actor. Famous for Monty Python, Fawlty Towers.
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[referring to the Clinton scandal and British superiority]
One, they speak English. Two, when they host a world championship they invite other countries. And Three, visitors to the office of the head of state are only expected to go down on one knee.
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If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
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Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers.
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I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
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