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Kelly Hu Quotes Pages: 1
US Actress.
There’s this little girl. She says, “Mommy, how do you get babies?” The mom tells her that a man puts his penis in the woman’s vagina and that’s that. Then the little girl says, “But, Mommy, last night I saw Daddy put his penis in your mouth.” The mom says, “Yes, dear—that’s how you get jewellery.”
I was doing poorly in a US history class, partly, I think, because Hawaii is so isolated from the rest of the country. So my mother took me to Philadelphia and Boston to see the Liberty Bell and other famous sites. I ended up getting an A in the course.
I lifted the skirt, because I know that’s the first thing everyone’s going to do and there was this gap between my legs the size of the Grand Canyon. They explained that it has a full range of motion - it’s going to be able to do the side splits. This toy is for boys, so I just know I’m going to walk into an office one day and find it sitting on someone’s computer with its legs spread in some pornographic position. I just know it.
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