| Robin Williams Quotes |
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US Comedic Actor.
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[talking about his body hair]
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages: "I'm in here when you're walking around like that???"
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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It's been a sequence. With Good Morning, Vietnam, people said, 'Ah, at last he's found a way to be funny and still be a little restrained.' With Dead Poet's Society, they went, 'Oh, this is interesting--he's even more restrained.' And with Awakenings, it'll be, 'Look! He's medicated! He's gone even further. What's he playing next? He's playing a door. And after that? A black hole'
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins?" And George will reply "It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!"
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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