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Tia Carrere Quotes Pages: 1 US Actress. Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest with a basket of goodies on the way to her grandmother’s house. The Big Bad Wolf jumps out from behind a tree with a .38 and says, ‘OK, Little Red Riding Hood, take off all your clothes. I’m gonna f**k you right here, right now.’ She smiles sweetly. She pulls out a .45 and says, ‘Oh, no you’re not. You’re gonna eat me like the book says! I’m waxed clean — hairless as the day I was born. But don’t say ‘Tia has no pubic hair.’ That’s so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say ‘She’s mowed her secret garden’ or ‘She’s cleared the way to the Promised Land.’ Because that’s what it is, right? Click here to send these Tia Carrere quotes to a friend!

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