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Tim Vine Quotes Pages: 1
UK Comic, Presenter.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
I was reading a book...'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
So I went to the Doctor's and he said: 'You've got hypochondria'. I said, 'not that aswell!'
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