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US Actor, Writer, Director.
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I've often said, 'the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.'
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I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
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My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
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How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
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