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We're just going to do the best we can [with kids], hold our breath and hope we've set enough money aside for their therapy.
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Michelle Pfeiffer |
That's the thing about independently minded children. You bring them up teaching them to question authority, and you forget that the very first authority they question is you.
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Susan Sarandon |
After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
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George Clooney |
Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in sh** detectors.
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Madonna |
I had a little girl. She's a year old and she smokes now. The kids aren't going to listen to you so you gotta try reverse psychology with the kids, so I give her cigarettes and I give her crack with the hope that some day she will reject all of this.
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Chris Rock |
I'll adopt, I'll get artificially inseminated. I'll do whatever I will have to do. I really don't want to miss motherhood in my life, and I know I love children.
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Halle Berry |
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Tim Allen |
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