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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
-- Walter Matthau
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
-- Tommy Cooper
So I went to the Doctor's and he said: 'You've got hypochondria'. I said, 'not that aswell!'
-- Tim Vine
I have run into people — this is pretty funny — who think I really am a doctor. Sometimes I’ll go along with it, saying stuff like, ‘Oh, the triglyceride levels are really high,’ or whatever. Just using words that they think a girl like me wouldn’t know. I can fool them sometimes.
-- Desiree Dymond
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