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The man for me is now the cherry on the pie, but I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself, even if I don't have a cherry.
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Halle Berry |
I've always liked Saturn. But I also have some sympathy for Pluto because I heard it's been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you've given something planetary status it's kind of mean to take it away.
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Jared Leto |
For many years I've been drawn to the number 11...it's got power. Every time I look at a clock, it's 11:11. This has plagued me for years. And then September 11th happened, and then I found out that the name George W. Bush has 11 letters in it. And Colin Powell's name has 11 letters. And that Afghanistan has 11 letters. And Harry Potter has 11 letters, too!
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Uri Gellar |
[on life being like an illusion]
I always feel like there’s so many spirits in me. I have eight little girls in me. They are wearing miniskirts, they’re very cute, always dressed up. I am just a house for them to live. Yeah! One of the girls is a party girl. She’s like, ‘Let’s go party!’ I say, ‘No, no, no, I’m tired.’ She says, ‘Let’s go party!’ The party girl’s very stylish, weird. I say, ‘That skirt’s too short!’ She says, ‘No, it’s not—I have underwear, you don’t see nothing.
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Ling Bai |
I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel.
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P Diddy |
If I had a drug addiction, I would be in a thingy - like Promises, the Malibu (rehabilitation) place. You don't see me there. So, like, come on. It's crazy
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Mary Kate Olsen |
Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.
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David Duchovny |
I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa, but the whole thing just doesn't appeal to me.
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Britney Spears |
[talking about his album]
It's ironic that I'm mostly known for my tongue which is a hideous thing. But it's every girl's best friend - no batteries required. Now it's time for everybody to know me by another body part - my a**hole. We've all got a**holes. I've got one, you've got one, the Pope's got one. I'm going to have a**hole parties and you have to be a real a**hole to get in.
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Gene Simmons |
Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask! Ditzy is not editing yourself.
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Jessica Simpson |
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