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Playing polo is like trying to play Golf during an earthquake.
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Sylvester Stallone |
The golf course is the only place I can go dressed like a pimp and fit in perfectly. Anywhere else, lime-green pants and alligator shoes, I got a cop on my ass.
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Samuel L Jackson |
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
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Gary Player |
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
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Don Adams |
Golf is a sex game. The goal is to get the ball in the hole.
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Justin Timberlake |
[in answer to a question: What's your golf handicap?]
I'm a coloured, one-eyed Jew...do I need anything else?
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Sammy Davis Junior |
I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and ten minutes later he came back with a ham on rye.
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Chi Chi Rodriguez |
For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag...the pencil!
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Chi Chi Rodriguez |
Losing doesn't work for me and I've had really expensive lessons and I've learned with the best and I've worked with Tiger. Do something else. Start bowling. Golf is my nemesis.
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Will Smith |
When I was 15, I was doing a golf video with Nick Faldo - I wasn't a bad golfer back then - but on my first shot I completely messed up my backswing and drove the club right into his shin. He was in agony, and he's still got a six-inch scar.
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Kirsty Gallacher |
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