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My dad used to tell me, 'You know, you got to get a haircut,' and I'd say, 'What is the matter with that old man. Doesn't he know how cool I look?' But looking back at the prom pictures, I feel bad for every girl.
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Adam Sandler |
I'm a ballbuster, blonde or brunette.
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Ashley Judd |
[talking about his body hair]
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages: "I'm in here when you're walking around like that???"
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Robin Williams |
[on a Hairpiece he had to wear]
It was like they shaved a dog, poured glue on my head and put a blow dryer on it. I wanted to cut all my scenes until we got to the scene where it's all cut off. You have no idea how bad that was. It's like going to church when I was ten. It was horrible. Somebody asked me, 'What was it like when you looked in the mirror with that wig?' I said, 'Are you kidding? Why would I look in a mirror?'
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Colin Farrell |
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair.
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Andre Agassi |
Robin (Williams) embraces it. He doesn't wax the back or anything - he's got a back fro.
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Ben Affleck |
I’m waxed clean — hairless as the day I was born. But don’t say ‘Tia has no pubic hair.’ That’s so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say ‘She’s mowed her secret garden’ or ‘She’s cleared the way to the Promised Land.’ Because that’s what it is, right?
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Tia Carrere |
[When asked about his hairpiece]
It's a question that I find like asking somebody, 'Did you have a breast implant?' or 'When did you get your lobotomy?
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William Shatner |
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