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I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew than that my IQ had been damaged.
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Stephen King |
[Warren Beatty] is the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms.
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Mamie Van Doren |
[sending Elton chocolates with a note]
Obviously, [you] just have too much time on your hands. I figure if you eat all of these you can spend the next six months in the gym trying to work them off. Of course, the easiest way for you to lose 10 pounds is to just take off your wig. Love, Madge.
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Madonna |
One man's perversion is another man's Phil Donahue show.
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Johnny Carson |
[On rapper Foxy Brown]
We don't have a problem. I don't think about her. I don't care about her, because I don't deal with the devil
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Lil Kim |
[Julia Roberts is] Very big-mouthed! Literally, physically, she has a very big mouth. When I was kissing her I was aware of a faint echo.
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Hugh Grant |
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
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Eddie Murphy |
Roseanne went on Saturday Night Live and said I had a three inch penis. Well, even a 747 looks small if it's landing in the grand canyon.
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Tom Arnold |
[On Christina Aguilera]
She looks like a cross between someone in a gay club at six in the morning and someone's who's trying to save trees.
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Robbie Williams |
I go to a phone booth and someone in there says, 'Are you a big an asshole as they say?' I get that a lot.
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Sean Penn |
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