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Gwyneth Paltrow is quite pretty, in a British horsy sort of way.
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Julia Roberts |
[on fellow chef Warrel Thompson]
He's got more chips on his shoulder than McDonald's.
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Gordon Ramsay |
There are two things I would never do - climb Mount Everest and work with Val Kilmer again.
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John Frankenheimer |
[on hearing Colin Farrell wants to help her in LA]
I don't really go for people just because they're good looking. I mean, yes, he is gorgeous. But we all know that he's a tramp and I'm not going to go there.
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Jamelia |
Shania 'Oh I must remember to buy some mutton' Twain once performed at the Nobel Prize Peace Concert with Elton John and Phil Collins. You probably remember that year. They had to wrestle a Stanley knife off Nelson Mandela.
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Mark Lamarr |
[referring to Sharon Stone and Basic Instinct]
It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder
what's between her ears instead of her legs.
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Katharine Hepburn |
[on being told Dubya fell of his bicycle]
Did the training wheels come off?
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John Kerry |
[on a 'compliment' at the MTV Europe music awards in Edinburgh]
He said I was a radge wee midden, which I am told means a sexy little lady, so I will take it like that.
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Christina Aguilera |
To be Ozzie Osbourne, it's not so bad. It could be worse. I could be Sting.
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Ozzie Osbourne |
That's when I realized we were a comedy duo, when I saw Behind Enemy Lines. I realized Owen Wilson should never be alone.
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Ben Stiller |
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