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If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you.
-- Simon Cowell
Joe Frazier is so ugly, he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.
-- Muhammed Ali
[on Resident Evil Apocalypse]
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
-- Roger Ebert
My mum used to say things like, 'You're about as much use as a one-legged man in an a**e-kicking contest.'
-- Ricky Gervais
That guy's no good. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West Belle of the Nineties (1934)
The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers.
-- Bill Shankly
[on Sophie Ellis Bextor]
She's got a face like a satellite dish!
-- Robbie Williams
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