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How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
You suck him off first.
-- Charisma Carpenter
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest with a basket of goodies on the way to her grandmother’s house. The Big Bad Wolf jumps out from behind a tree with a .38 and says, ‘OK, Little Red Riding Hood, take off all your clothes. I’m gonna f**k you right here, right now.’ She smiles sweetly. She pulls out a .45 and says, ‘Oh, no you’re not. You’re gonna eat me like the book says!
-- Tia Carrere
There’s this little girl. She says, “Mommy, how do you get babies?” The mom tells her that a man puts his penis in the woman’s vagina and that’s that. Then the little girl says, “But, Mommy, last night I saw Daddy put his penis in your mouth.” The mom says, “Yes, dear—that’s how you get jewellery.”
-- Kelly Hu
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