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Lies quotes

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You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.
-- Jack Nicholson
I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.
-- James Caan
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.
-- Chris Rock
[On a report Anna Kournikova gave him a Pole Dance]
Who the f*** said that? Oh man. I want to live the life I read about. I've never even met Anna.
-- Matt Damon
There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.
-- Jack Nicholson
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