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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
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Tommy Cooper |
I will never be down with love. I'm the guy who loves relationships. I'm the guy whose going to get married again.
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Tom Cruise |
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Marilyn Monroe |
One day there may be a wife, but for now I'm just interviewing for the position...
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50 Cent |
I got married six years ago. I don't even think that I have had sex in, like, five years.
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Uncle Kracker |
You would think a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.
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David Bowie |
I want to get married seven times. How many times did Mickey Rooney get married? That's my goal. I kind of pattern my life after Mickey Rooney.
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Bruce Willis |
I think pre-nups are very important. I have one and I'm not married! I have one with anyone I go to dinner with.
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George Clooney |
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
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Martha Stewart |
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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Mae West |
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