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When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks.
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Patricia Neal |
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
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Jerry Hall |
I like my causes the way I like my men -- big and in your face, but with big hearts.
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Pamela Anderson |
Behind every successful man is a woman holding a brush and shovel cleaning up the sh*t he's too full of himself to notice.
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Raquel Welch |
Men are very funny. If I had one of those dangly things stuffed down the front of my pants, I'd sit at home all day laughing at myself!
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Dawn French |
I like to wake up feeling a new man.
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Jean Harlow |
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
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Roseanne Barr |
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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Bruce Willis |
I won’t date a guy who doesn’t own a toolbox. I’m not saying you need to be able to knock down a wall or build a house or anything like that. But I’ve been out with a couple of guys who didn’t own toolboxes, and they couldn’t even change a lightbulb.
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Kristy Swanson |
Men in Hollywood are spoiled. They just want to play, and women allow themselves to be played with. If a man touches me and I feel it’s just lust, it turns me off. I need to feel cared for by a man who is confident, philosophical, spiritual. If not - see ya!
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Laura Harring |
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