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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
-- Robin Williams
I hate a macho sort who doesn't cry. They have to be a bit sensitive, don't they? One guy even said to me at a pub, "Do you come here often?" Thats an awful line.
-- Emma Bunton
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
-- Tim Allen
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
-- Tim Allen
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
-- Tim Allen
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