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[A message that awaited customers who called Britain's NTL Cable helpline] Hello. You are through to NTL customer services. We don’t give a f* about you. We are never here. We are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just f* off and leave us alone. Get a life! -- Unknown
I’m a jokester. I’m totally retarded. Once my friend and I walked around Hollywood in our lingerie just to see where we could go. I have pictures of myself eating at McDonald’s in a bra and panties. -- Allison Dunbar
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