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Wife quotes

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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
-- John Barrymore
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke
I was in the attic the other day with the wife. Filthy, dirty and covered in cobwebs... but she's good with the kids.
-- Tommy Cooper
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
-- Warren Beatty
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